Je suis un terroriste !
Par ȷulmud le mardi 9 novembre 2004, 18:34 - Web - Lien permanent
Je vous disais également hier soir que je venais en aide à une jeune femme terroriste... Mais visiblement, Internet a dû en déduire que c'était moi le terroriste... Pour preuve, voici quelques extraits d'un email que j'ai reçu aujourd'hui.
We would like to introduce our new-born sites
where you can shop around most wanted and needed items in your life.
Our weapon section has wide range of hard-to-find machine guns, silencers, armour-piercing ammos and others.
First of all, let's check our 3 top-selling items:
1. Russian surface-to-air missle SA-14 "Gremlin" (upgraded analog of SS-16 "Strela") from our supplies in Kazakhstan. Due to high demand, it takes about 4 weeks to backorder that item.
Weight is 10,2 kg., lenght - 1427 mm. You can make a huge party and you can have tons of fun launching your "Gremlin" > with your buddies.
2. Israeli bestselling submashine-gun "Tavor" 5.56" (upgraded analog of 7.65" "Uzi"), comes with 2 full clips of standart ammo + bonus one clip of armour-piercing ammo.
3. Russian booby trap made in 5 versions:
- a bottle of Jim Beam (200 grammes of C4 inside),
- a can of Budlight beer (150 grammes of C4 inside),
- a Barbie-doll (100 grammes of C4 inside),
- a cell phone (50 grammes of C4 inside),
- a lighter Zippo (25 grammes of C4 insid
You can take one with you to the school or college and have alot of fun with your buddies. Buy more than 10 pieces of booby traps, and we upgrade C4 to C4+ for free.
(C4+ can not be detected in airports or any other areas).
Et j'aime également beaucoup la fin du message :
We accept all major credit cards, wire transfers and money orders.
P.S. Due to our government laws all items from our shop can be sold only to 18+ aged people. We can ask you for age verification before shipping.
Bon, finalement ça va, puisqu'ils vérifient que les acheteurs ont au moins dix-huit ans avant d'accepter de leur vendre quoi que ce soit.
Commentaires
Tiens... j'étais sur le point de passer commande auprès d'un ami corse. Si tu pouvais me communiquer l'adresse, je pourrais essayer de procéder à un appel d'offre
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